Thursday, November 13, 2008

Character v. Policy

Dear 52,

I want you to pay close attention to the coming four years. Please note how conservatives will not attack the president personally. You won't hear us call him a "moron" or anything that would be the equivalent to "redneck". We won't make fun of his daughters or the fact that he was a coke head.

Instead, we're going to focus on his policy and values.

Remember how you lambasted Palin? Nothing was off limits, even her infant son was the butt of your jokes. We often wondered why you couldn't just show a little class and focus on things that mattered?

Then we realized, it's because you don't have class. But don't worry, 52, we can teach you class! So please, pay close attention in the next four years, and do this country a favor: learn how to fight fair.

Regards,

The 48

4 comments:

Summie said...

And plus, 52...a Democrat won the White House already! So can it be time to stop the Let's Eat the Faces of Bitches that Like Palin now, please?

rubigimlet said...

well 48, i hope if obama's daughters have underage drinking parties and try to pass off a handwritten scrip on notebook paper for prescription drugs, i hope that you WILL make fun on them. it would be appropriate to do so.

And if calling him a socialist and liar isn't a personal attack, i'm not sure what is.

rubigimlet said...

don't forget calling him a terrorist.

shan said...

To be fair, being called a socialist isn't a personal attack, it's an attack on the socialistic policies he supports.

He has lied and that's been well documented (not by MSM, of course, but you can find record of his lies via Goggle).

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